What's The Bark?
You beauty! Summer is finally back – and while this New Year’s Eve on the lash will look a little different to years gone by (does ANYONE have their head around that idiot traffic light system, yet?) We’re fucking thrilled to be saying hooroo to the shitshow of 2021 and looking ahead to a couple of months of sun, surf, and bikini-clad sheilas.
The great Kiwi summer is always about good beer, good food and hitting some of the iconic festivals throughout New Zealand over the Chrissie break. Up the ante on your backyard barbeque with beer cocktails (page 28) and the best kebabs to slay your hunger (pages 56-57), and be sure to check out what’s on over the next couple of months in the latest What’s Up, New Zealand? events line-up from page 12.
If hunting and fishing are your thing, head straight to this issue’s Wag the Tail section for a real-life read from Shae Clark on Tahr Hunting in the Alps (pages 16 – 19), and check out our mammoth Share Your Shot selection of reader hunting and fishing photos from page 24.
Prefer your sport a little less outdoorsy, and a little more bloody? Get the lowdown on 10 Great MMA fighters to Watch, pages 20 – 23.
In men’s health and wellness, Michael Botur explores What’s Going On with Weed from page 34, and we talk to Soul Studio about why an increasing number of Kiwi men are giving hot yoga a try... and why you should, too (page 52).
Of course, it wouldn’t be the same magazine you all know and love without a little x-rated content, so go ahead and skip straight to our lovely centrefold (as if that wasn’t the first thing you did when you got your mitts on the mag) to feast your eyes on the gorgeous Caitlyn. We’ve also got some great sex-ed interviews to keep you informed and entertained, so head to pages 50-51 for a chat with Sinful Adult Mega Store – who know what women want in bed – and then check out a real life read, Fucking for Sport with My Partner’s Support, for the ins and outs of navigating a polyamorous relationship (from page 46).
In our regular features, The Dogpound offers the incredible true story of Ashburton-local Filipa Payne, and her fight to support 501 deportees in Mum Versus Goliath f rom page 8. Our Doggy Style section gives you the skinny on selecting the perfect pair of shades for summer (see pages 54 – 55), while all of your burning questions are answered by our resident call girl, Amber, from page 42.
Need your funny-bone tickled? Check out the best selection of cringe-worthy stories from our readers in Houston, We Have a Problem from page 44.
Have a sick summer, cunts!
DollarDog
Editor, In The Dogbox
What's The Bark?
Mate! If these frosty mornings are making your balls bluer than a virgin in Catholic School, Issue 3 is bringing the HEAT with sick articles and our hottest centrefold yet! Order your copy now to check out this month’s tasty and tatted centrefold, Lilli Grace, in all her lingerie-clad glory.
Here for the yarns? First, we’re chuffed to introduce a new addition to our editorial team, Michael Botur. Michael – who’s just had his fiction novel Crimechurch published and entered in this year’s Ngaio Marsh Awards – kicks the mag off with an interview between himself and Once Were Warriors author and literary legend Alan Duff. Covering everything from the Male Code and violence to New Zealand’s growing social awareness, you can check the double crime author interview out here.
In real life stories from our readers, we’ve got more embarrassing and WTF sex stories to tickle your funny bone in Houston, We Have a Problem, and a love story to warm your stone-cold heart! Read about how In the Dogbox fans Bre and Owen got engaged on a mountain top in Bagging a Beauty.
In entertainment, get ready to give this season’s hottest sports a crack with our feature on skiing and snowboarding for beginners. We cover everything you need to know – from set up costs to opening dates for all of NZ’s best mountain resorts. We also play 20 Questions with YouTube sensation and Calendar Girls dancer, Rose Davis, and do a deep dive into CGs Auckland’s epic seven-figure refurb .
Looking for the latest in sex and men’s health? We explore the messed-up myth of Dr Kellogg and his cornies, examine 5 simple steps for better mental health, and give you the lowdown on erectile dysfunction.
Of course, if you plan on making the most of that boner, you’ll need to look sharp for the ladies this season – so we’ve got the skinny on the 10 winter fashion staples every self-respecting bloke should have in his wardrobe, and demystify the growing ‘Bro-tox’ trend.
In our regular fan-favourite features, we’ve got more motoring and sexpert-advice to help you stay in the know! We talk to NZ auto modification expert Dave Snook about tuning up your car in 2021, and why the tune-up your Dad taught you is well out of date. Our resident agony aunt – and New Zealand’s most notorious call girl – is also back with Ask Amber, answering your curliest questions and providing some much-needed advice. Plus, we introduce a new Real Shit Horoscope feature, so you can find out what the stars have in store for you this season. Spoiler alert: it probably ain’t great!
A huge thank you to all of our readers, subscribers and 60K Facebook fans for your support – and remember, if you have a great story idea, hunting pic or something else worth sharing, flick it to us at advertise@inthedogbox.nz for our upcoming September Spring issue.
See you round the pound,
DollarDog Editor, In The Dogbox
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